I'm going to jail i love you
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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