why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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