there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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