my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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