marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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