I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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