if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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