The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
