did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.