I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all