Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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