Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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