Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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