At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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