Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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