I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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