I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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