i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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