As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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