Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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