No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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