I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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