everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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