yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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