we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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