Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
This is the high leading the old right now
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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