i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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