just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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