I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
