I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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