It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
So. Much. Porn.
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