Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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