I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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