I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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