I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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