no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize