i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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