just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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