It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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