it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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