it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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