It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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