She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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