There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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