You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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