SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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