can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Do I have a choice?
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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