I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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