But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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