On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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