Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Let's get the cat blown out
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
