Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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