Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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