"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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