no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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