I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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