After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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