Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.