absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.